DF2style

Exotic Dancer

2008-09-12T13:18:00.002-04:00

"Ummmmm, where did you find this picture? I swear I only did it to support my family!"

The Green Snake

2008-09-11T13:23:00.000-04:00

"Wow, I can't believe that green snake bit off both of your arms and broke both ankles!! Wonder what ever happened to that snake?"

Spider

2008-08-14T13:07:00.000-04:00

"This is FAR worse than ants in your pants!"

Nice Log

2008-07-29T14:32:00.000-04:00

"Nice Loggy.......... nice Loggy."

Remote

2008-07-28T14:34:00.000-04:00

"Why won't this dang remote work?!"

Bladder Control Problem

2008-07-22T18:37:00.001-04:00

"Holy crap! How did they find out about my Coca Cola post?!"

Natural Blonde

2008-07-21T18:28:00.000-04:00

"What would make you think that I'm not a natural blonde?!"

4th Of July

2008-07-04T18:31:00.002-04:00

"Happy 4th Of July, y'all!"

Tarzan

2008-06-26T15:49:00.004-04:00

"aaaaaaa aa-aa aa-aa"

I am..

2008-06-25T15:31:00.000-04:00

"Uuuuhhhh, huh, huh, I am cornholio!"

We've Been Tagged!

2008-06-24T13:29:00.000-04:00

Yay, We've been tagged by Gabi. :)

What were you doing 10 years ago? Hmmm...Let's see. I was living in a box surrounded by people that looked exactly like me except they had prettier clothes. OMG, they lived in boxes too!

5 Things on My To Do List Today Brush my Hair. Find another outfit to wear. Take a Nap. Take off some of this make-up and figure out why I can not move my thumbs.

Snacks You Enjoy Play-Doh Chip Cookies and Silly String Cheese!

Places You Have Lived I can't remember living anywhere but her in Florida and in my box.

5 Things You Would Do if You Were a Billionaire Buy that Dream House & Convertible for starters!

6 Quirky Things about Myself I can't move my thumbs. Or my arms. I never brush my hair. I always seem to be smiling. I never wear underwear. I like to look at myself in the mirror.

The Candle...

2008-06-23T13:12:00.000-04:00

"Ummmm...Is a candle supposed to look that?"

Razor...

2008-06-22T13:10:00.000-04:00

"I know just the person to give this to!"

Unibrow

2008-05-23T21:22:00.004-04:00

"I guess it's time to pluck!"

Bus

2008-05-16T11:53:00.000-04:00

"Hey Driver! This is my stop!"

Coca Cola

2008-05-16T07:19:00.001-04:00

"I am really going to have to pee after this one!"

Cookie

2008-05-15T12:56:00.000-04:00

"Try to take my cookie and see if you don't lose and eye!"

Mirror, Mirror

2008-05-14T11:22:00.000-04:00

"Mirror, Mirror on the wall, Who's the fairest of them all?"

C-Section

2008-05-13T10:27:00.001-04:00

"Boy Am I Glad I Had a C-Section!"

Weight Loss

2008-05-12T14:16:00.001-04:00

"Thanks to FAT-B-GONE, I lost 700 pounds in just 12 hours!!"

Smell The Roses

2008-05-09T18:45:00.003-04:00

"Stopping to smell the roses."

Spiders

2008-05-08T16:10:00.002-04:00

"Time to clean out the garage! I hope there aren't any spiders in here!"

Lots Of TP

2008-05-07T15:40:00.002-04:00

"We sure go through a lot of toilet paper around here!"

Whole World

2008-05-06T14:29:00.000-04:00

"I've Got The Whole World In My Hands."

Cinco de Mayo

2008-05-05T11:44:00.000-04:00

"Woohoo! Happy Cinco de Mayo! Bring on the Margaritas!"

Hiccup

2008-05-02T20:13:00.004-04:00

"How dry I am." *hiccup*

DF2 Style

2008-04-30T13:43:00.000-04:00

"Those gals over at DF2 Style crack me up!!"

Green Eggs & Ham

2008-04-29T12:34:00.002-04:00

"Green Eggs & Ham. Now that's deep."

Scarecrow

2008-04-27T10:03:00.002-04:00

"I think I'm going to miss you most of all."

Beans Beans

2008-04-23T15:34:00.003-04:00

"Beans beans the musical fruit....."

Mechanical Bull

2008-04-20T10:08:00.001-04:00

"I don't think this mechanical bull is working properly."

Heaven

2008-04-19T13:25:00.001-04:00

"I think I've died and gone to heaven."

Bread Crumbs

2008-04-18T15:20:00.001-04:00

"Hmmmm.... where did those bread crumbs go?"

Fruity Drink

2008-04-18T15:04:00.002-04:00

"Now all I need is a fruity drink with an umbrella in it."

My Eye On You

2008-04-17T11:09:00.001-04:00

"This gives a whole new meaning to the saying I've got my eye on you."

My Prince

2008-04-16T10:30:00.000-04:00

"I've kissed you 6 times and nothing! I'm beginning to think you're not really a Prince!"

Does he love me?

2008-04-15T12:02:00.000-04:00

"He loves me, He loves me not, He loves me!"

Hubba Hubba

2008-04-12T18:28:00.005-04:00

"Hubba hubba! Now that's what I'm talking about!"

Not In Kansas

2008-04-09T09:30:00.003-04:00

"Something tells me I'm not in Kansas anymore!"

Drinking...

2008-04-07T11:01:00.001-04:00

"I think I may need a straw."

Cat

2008-04-06T19:16:00.002-04:00

"What an interesting looking cat!"

Eyeliner

2008-04-03T18:55:00.003-04:00

"Putting on makeup this morning could be challenging!"

April Fools

2008-04-01T10:50:00.002-04:00

"Ha, Ha, Very funny! Who put a rubberband around the sprayer??"

Ranch

2008-03-29T18:27:00.005-04:00

"Only a few stairs my butt! Next time, embrace the Ranch."

Chickens

2008-03-28T10:36:00.001-04:00

"Wow, I've never seen an egg that color. What exactly is Cyndi feeding her chickens?"

Pickles

2008-03-27T15:03:00.000-04:00

"Oooooooh, That's how they make pickles!"

Nice Kitty

2008-03-26T14:44:00.001-04:00

" Heeeey Kitty....Nice Kitty....Don't make any sudden moves and walk away slowly...."

Driving

2008-03-25T14:37:00.000-04:00

"Soooo this is what Grandma feels like when she drives?"

Pet Store

2008-03-24T18:31:00.000-04:00

"Definitely the pet store. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Coat Store

2008-03-23T18:28:00.000-04:00

"I can never remember if the coat store or the pet store is on the right."

Toilet Paper

2008-03-22T19:27:00.000-04:00

"This could be problematic."

Fake

2008-03-21T14:56:00.000-04:00

"Whatever! That girl is so fake!"

Texas King

2008-03-20T11:22:00.000-04:00

"They said the Texas King was bigger than the California King but this is ridiculous!"

Workout

2008-03-19T18:14:00.000-04:00

"This is one killer ab workout!"

Hurricanes

2008-03-18T14:45:00.000-04:00

"Why did I move to Florida? These hurricanes are ridiculous!"

Breakfast

2008-03-17T10:08:00.000-04:00

"Next time, I think I will go for the organic eggs."

NE Ohio Snow

2008-03-08T17:15:00.001-05:00

"Hmmm... I wonder why people are moving away from NE Ohio? I just don't see it!"