Friday, September 12, 2008
Exotic Dancer
"Ummmmm, where did you find this picture? I swear I only did it to support my family!"

 
posted by Anonymous at 1:18 PM | permalink | 5 comments
Thursday, September 11, 2008
The Green Snake
"Wow, I can't believe that green snake bit off both of your arms and broke both ankles!! Wonder what ever happened to that snake?"
 
posted by Anonymous at 1:23 PM | permalink | 2 comments
Thursday, August 14, 2008
Spider

"This is FAR worse than ants in your pants!"
 
posted by Daelyn Fortney at 1:07 PM | permalink | 0 comments
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Nice Log
"Nice Loggy.......... nice Loggy."
 
posted by Daelyn Fortney at 2:32 PM | permalink | 1 comments
Monday, July 28, 2008
Remote
"Why won't this dang remote work?!"
 
posted by Daelyn Fortney at 2:34 PM | permalink | 7 comments
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Bladder Control Problem
"Holy crap! How did they find out about my Coca Cola post?!"
 
posted by Daelyn Fortney at 6:37 PM | permalink | 2 comments
Monday, July 21, 2008
Natural Blonde

"What would make you think that I'm not a natural blonde?!"
 
posted by Daelyn Fortney at 6:28 PM | permalink | 3 comments
Friday, July 4, 2008
4th Of July



"Happy 4th Of July, y'all!"
 
posted by Daelyn Fortney at 6:31 PM | permalink | 2 comments
Thursday, June 26, 2008
Tarzan
"aaaaaaa aa-aa aa-aa"
 
posted by Daelyn Fortney at 3:49 PM | permalink | 4 comments
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
I am..
"Uuuuhhhh, huh, huh, I am cornholio!"

 
posted by Anonymous at 3:31 PM | permalink | 5 comments
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
We've Been Tagged!
Yay, We've been tagged by Gabi. :)




What were you doing 10 years ago? Hmmm...Let's see. I was living in a box surrounded by people that looked exactly like me except they had prettier clothes. OMG, they lived in boxes too!

5 Things on My To Do List Today Brush my Hair. Find another outfit to wear. Take a Nap. Take off some of this make-up and figure out why I can not move my thumbs.

Snacks You Enjoy Play-Doh Chip Cookies and Silly String Cheese!

Places You Have Lived I can't remember living anywhere but her in Florida and in my box.

5 Things You Would Do if You Were a Billionaire Buy that Dream House & Convertible for starters!

6 Quirky Things about Myself I can't move my thumbs. Or my arms. I never brush my hair. I always seem to be smiling. I never wear underwear. I like to look at myself in the mirror.
 
posted by Anonymous at 1:29 PM | permalink | 1 comments
Monday, June 23, 2008
The Candle...
"Ummmm...Is a candle supposed to look that?"

 
posted by Anonymous at 1:12 PM | permalink | 3 comments
Sunday, June 22, 2008
Razor...
"I know just the person to give this to!"

 
posted by Anonymous at 1:10 PM | permalink | 2 comments
Friday, May 23, 2008
Unibrow
"I guess it's time to pluck!"
 
posted by Daelyn Fortney at 9:22 PM | permalink | 7 comments
Friday, May 16, 2008
Bus
"Hey Driver! This is my stop!"

 
posted by Anonymous at 11:53 AM | permalink | 1 comments
Coca Cola

"I am really going to have to pee after this one!"
 
posted by Daelyn Fortney at 7:19 AM | permalink | 3 comments
Thursday, May 15, 2008
Cookie
"Try to take my cookie and see if you don't lose and eye!"

 
posted by Anonymous at 12:56 PM | permalink | 2 comments
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
Mirror, Mirror
"Mirror, Mirror on the wall, Who's the fairest of them all?"

 
posted by Anonymous at 11:22 AM | permalink | 2 comments
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
C-Section
"Boy Am I Glad I Had a C-Section!"

 
posted by Anonymous at 10:27 AM | permalink | 3 comments
Monday, May 12, 2008
Weight Loss
"Thanks to FAT-B-GONE, I lost 700 pounds in just 12 hours!!"

 
posted by Anonymous at 2:16 PM | permalink | 4 comments